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A foursome were putting on the 7th green of the local
golf course, when a funeral procession drove by. Bill took off
his hat and held it over his heart until the entire procession had passed.
The others in the group mentioned that they admired the way he
honored those that have passed on.
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for
several years. One day, he spots a speck in the horizon. He thinks to
himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
"It's not a boat." It gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.
Al got home from his Sunday round of golf later than
usual and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
The leader of the Jewish Church challenged the Pope
to a round of golf to determine which religion was superior. In
meeting with the College of Cardinals one came up with the idea to call
Jack Nicklaus and offer to make him a Cardinal, he could then play the
Head Rabbi. He would win for sure. So, Jack agreed and the match
|A husband and wife are laying in bed about
to drift off to sleep when the wife asks that dreaded question...."If
I die, will you remarry?" After a few moments of quiet contemplation the
husband replied "Dear, although I'd be heart broken and nobody could ever
replace you, I think I'd have to remarry for companionship."
His wife then replied, "..but would you let her use my golf clubs too?"
He replied, "nah...she's left handed."
|The golfer called one of the caddies and said, "I want a caddy who can count and keep the score.What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?" "11 sir" said the caddy. "Good, you'll do perfectly."|